i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf
i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao
thats terrible u should try a chair
bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing
Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off
your ex already did
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
grandma:you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me:grandma you're like 80