ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(Source: bryko, via aniah-lator)

kanyefest:

necrophilofthefuture:

attention tumblr

ATTENTION

legalisation:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

(Source: legalisation, via parodyblog)

encourage:

I get so sad when the

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(via aniah-lator)

svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

(Source: molgera, via ducklingdumpling)

rodenn:

This laffy taffy is getting deep.

rodenn:

This laffy taffy is getting deep.

(via kanyefest)

not-quitenormal:

gerardandlindseyway:

this might be my favorite post on tumblr ever

THAT FUCKING FACE

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via mccurlehpants)

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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(via blazingalpaca)

wyanarexandah:

bunnydeerest:

I can’t believe women and their double standard

I fucking have to bring this back

wyanarexandah:

bunnydeerest:

I can’t believe women and their double standard

I fucking have to bring this back

(Source: tangleperson, via blazingalpaca)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via blazingalpaca)

quincyjesuslovesyou:

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

Russel Howard for Prime Minister

(Source: starbuckara, via blazingalpaca)

(Source: maliahales, via blazingalpaca)

(Source: zillytime, via blazingalpaca)

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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(via blazingalpaca)

  • grandma: 

    you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: 

    grandma you're like 80
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